In today's fast paced life we hardly get time and opportunity to laugh. They say laughing is the best medicine HENCE this is my effort to make world laugh at this prankster jokes. Enjoy the life and laugh out loud.
A major was posted at a desert army station. on a visit, he saw a camel there and asked a
soldier Why it was there? The soldier said that all the soldiers use it when they become very
horny and desperate sexually......
One night the major got sexually desperate and couldn't control......
So he called the same soldier and asked him to bring the camel and a high stool. He then stood on the
stool after placing it behind the camel.
He then fucked the camel 5-6 times wildly for the whole night. When he was done,
He proudly asked the soldier "Is this the way you use this camel?"
Soldier in a shocking state replied
"No ! Sir, We ride it to the nearby village, Where prostitutes live."
Yesterday night Pappu helped an unknown aunt to reach her home.
Aunt: "Pappu Sleep here it's too late and dark out side. Sleep in Bittu's room"
Pappu: "Okay Aunty But I'll sleep here in the living room instead of Bittu's room."
Next day morning a sexy, gorgeous and beautiful girl came with a cup of coffee.
Pappu: "Who are you?"
Girl: "I am Bittu. And how bout you?"
Santa was crying outside a pathology lab.
Banta asked him "Hey! Why are you crying?"
Santa replied "I had come for a blood test and they cut my finger."
Banta [shit scared] "Oh God please save me! I have come for urine test."
*] The 'F' rule. Find her, Friend her, Flirt her, Fondle her, Finger her, Fuck her, Forget her, Find next.
*] It is the girls geography that determines her history.
*] How are prostitutes like chicken farmers? They both earn livings raising COCKS.
*] A young man was so nervous while meeting prospective father in law that he blurted out "I am asking for your daughter's hole in handy matrimony."
*] How to impress a girl? Complement her, Respect her, honor her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Hug her, Protect her, Hold her, Spend on her, Wine and dine her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her...........How to impress a man? Show up naked and serve a chilled beer.
*] the newlyweds came back from honeymoon. A friend asked the husband "did you enjoy the whole thing?" Husband replied "I enjoyed the hole and she enjoyed the thing."
*] Beauty lies in the eyes of BEER HOLDER.
*] I'm a religious guy - I love my neighbor BUT can't stand her husband.
*] I teach maths to beautiful girls. ADD a bed, SUBTRACT the cloths, DIVIDE her legs and MULTIPLY shots.
*] Definition of making love? It's what girls do when you are screwing her.
*] How do you know that you've got a great sperm count? She has to chew before she sallow.
*] My favorite air hostess is one who asks "Coffee, Tea or Me?"
*] Best barman says "Water is the best drink if taken with right spirit."
*] Having sex with the same girl many times is like scratching the place that itch no more.
*] Why do girls have 2 holes so close? In case you miss one.
*] Did you read Mata Hari's book? Title :- "How to make $ 100 millions with just one pussy"
*] What is man's Idea of foreplay? 30 minutes of begging.
*] Man who fingers girls having period gets caught red handed.
*] Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and all gone.
*] Board outside a doctor's clinic "Virginity will be cured"